Engrish Breakfast
after a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having sh-t the bed with undigested bean sprouts, sh-taki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.
engrish breakfast “oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread” pause “oh f-ck evasive action”
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