engst-bonics


when a group of white males grow tired of regular english, but are intelligent enough to use grammar correctly (in contrast to black people and their bad-grammar ebonics), they create their own set of litereary terms and words, that are used in various situations… particuarly those involving the removal of certain girls’ -n-l intestinal lining {see red sock}… members of this group include:

1. c74n l34d3r: engstrom
2. deve
3. that’s about it…
jeff: “i rorded your gwid mom last night, however oog she was”

deve: “p33p! or i will rord ____ to death!”

jeff: “oh sh-t! you win… i’m not gonna pull a keep and still go at it”

blanks are necessary to secure the privacy of certain female individuals.

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