enhammored
(n) – a composite of “enamored” and “hammered”
an advanced result of “beer goggles”
the state mind where you are sufficiently inebriated that you become infatuated with someone you would not otherwise feel that way about.
sufferer: dude, i love that chick, like, i wanna marry her, man…
soothsayer: you’re enhammored bro, let it go.
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