enid blyton
british author of children’s stories, one of the all time biggest selling authors in the world who still sells well to this day.
often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
i suppose noddy wasn’t all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.
student 1 “i hear we have to read the famous five in english this year”
student 2 “oh f-cking lovely that is. f-cking enid blyton. f-cking famous f-cking five. a bunch of upper middle cl-ss white kids kicking the sh-t out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud”
student 1 “man, you got problems”
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