Enjoi
a really awesome skateboard company, sponsors freestyle legend rodney mullen. their mascot is a panda, drawn in their unique way, one of my favorite skate companies.
me: i got a white panda deck for my birthday
friend: that’s pretty sweet man, i cracked my (element)fiberlight today.
me: that sucks
verb: the act by which one thoroughly engrosses oneself in their current actions with the intent of complete satisfaction and “enjoiment.”
if everyone could stop stressing so much and just enjoi life, enjoi friends, and enjoi family.
the way pandas spell the word “enjoy”. it is not known why pandas choose to spell this particular word incorrectly, but it is often concluded that it is simply because pandas are -ssholes.
panda 1: hey steve, thanks for the weed
panda 2: yeah no problem man i hope you enjoi
v: to serisouly love something
i hope that you enjoi my definition
enjoi: a great hacker of the web, and an amazing guy.
enjoi is a hacker
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