Enoch Showunmi
enoch showunmi is a beast.
he’s tall and feared throughout the footballing world.
he plays for bristol city and no-one is safe when he’s on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.
he often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. although he doesn’t need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.
he has a gigantic w-ng, probably similar to the size of leroy lita
he also sings gospelly for his local church.
it’s wonderful.
-rs-nal fan 1 (shouts to showunmi) – showunmi’s a p-ssy.
enoch showunmi – arghahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -destroys everything-
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