enrico
noun (1) – the most complex man on the earth. he is very talented on anything he does. from being geek to jock, he can outwit and pwn anyone you’re mom has been f-cking with. he has an average d-ck but it has the best sensation a woman can attain.
(2) – hot and wise
d-mn! that dude is enrico. he’s got the package!
the absolute s-xiest, smartest, most heroic name that can be bestowed upon a man.
meaning “king” and “protector of the domain”.
the 95% of the unknown universe, theorized to contain dark matter and dark energy, is actually hammer-sp-ce for enrico’s extra p-n-s.
warning: not to be f-cked with. he knows jiu-jitsu.
legality: in the event you are to meet an enrico who is not omnipotent and well endowed, he must be punched in the testicular region and told he is adopted, as punishment for not living up to the name, so honorably bestowed upon him.
woman: “hey s-xy, what’s your name?”
enrico: “enrico”
woman: “i think i’m pregnant”
usually a guy who likes to touch girls. he can be a real douche but everyone likes him, he can be awesome at times. often white, but 76.33% are black. he gets turned on really easily and shouldn’t be f-cked with too often.
wow, that enrico is has some serious black booty!
bobby butlers boyfriend, who likes to get it up the but.
1)bull and enrico gave it up the but to each other, all night. 2) man did you f-ck enrico last night.
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