Entenmann’s


a company which creates tasty treats for all to eat
d-mn i’d love me some entenmann’s right now.
(n) “n-teh-minz”

delicious pastries commonly found in display cases at the end of the aisle.
“it’s an entenmann’s.”
“do they have a castle at windsor?”
“no, they have a display case at the end of the aisle.”
german for “death by b-tter”.
ast mine teethe dun sunk into zee entenmann’s paisshtry, i gud feel mine arteries clogging delightfully

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