Enterprise Rent-A-Car


enterprise rent-a-car = bad customer service and sh-tty salespeople. each branch is usually ran by some washed out frat boy that had a 0.5 gpa in college.
“d-mn, i just wrecked my jetta in that stupid snowstorm.”
“sucks for you cause now you got to rent a car from enterprise rent-a-car.”
“f-ck, sh-t, p-ss, d-mn, b-tch!!!!!”
a type of s-xual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have s-x with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.
i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don’t catch me

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