when you’re so messed up by libations or s-xy women, you forget how to spell the thing that you are.
past tense: entoxicated
my babe my babe. my beautiful entoxicating babe!
- dylan mach
best all around person. struggles with a couple of things at almost any time. extremely attractive, and free spirited. he loves god, and food. dylan mach is the best person ever
the mating strut of the fully aroused crocoduck, observed most often when approaching kirk cameron. man, i totally started to crocowaddle around the room after watching revive us. look at that dude crocowaddling over to that fine lady.
- max hill
there aren’t any definitions for max hill yet. can you define it?
- tugging on the taffy
to m-st-rb-t-, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your p-n-s. a friend asks: what you do last night, oh just set at home tugging on the taffy.
- p*n*s karaoke
a version of karaoke where one random word per line is subst-tuted with the word “p-n-s.” e.g. “like a p-n-s, touched for the very first time”; “sargeant peppers lonely p-n-s…” cf. erik hannerz 2016. “like a p-n-s, touched for the very first time..” let’s play p-n-s karaoke!