when a eskimo opens his own business with all the baby seals he has clubed
” god he killed so many baby seals today that he is going to be a great entrepeskimo”
adj. any joke that comes out of jay leno’s r-t-rded half stuttering mandibular longitude. i kind of feel bad for dave, he was trying to impress that girl last night and the joke he told was a lenostraphy.
- like there's no tomorrow
excessively. a synonym of like it ain’t no thing or until the cows come home. you know the old saying: work like you need the money, dance like no one’s watching, and smoke dat chronic herb like there’s no tomorrow. in excessive volumes or numbers,(as if there would never be another opportunity) those freaks are […]
- Food Karma
picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry. that cheap b-st-rd dan couldn’t pay for his pizza logs, well food […]
a combination of roflcopter and lollerskates. used to describe something funny that is in progress or in motion. tom-“hey did you see that guy riding the unicycle backwards with his pants on fire?” joe-“yeah i did! roflskates!”
- link jerking
the practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website. go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to google. you’ve just been a victim of link jerking.