Environati


1. any of various groups claiming special environmental enlightenment.

2. persons who claim to be unusually enlightened regarding the environment, climate change, or any new-age nature-based religion (usu. one that worships some kind of earth goddess) that serves as religious justification for extreme environmentalism.

3. the educated, fanatical, and self-righteous members within the larger environmentalist movement.
1. while most people agree that climate change is a real, man-made phenomenon, the environati continually refuse to acknowledge the argument that cutting carbon to 1950s levels would plunge the world economy into a global depression.

2. the environati is claiming another victory today after the city council agreed to tax the holy sh-t out of residents in order to fund construction of a light rail transit system that no one will ever use.

3. “the environati was protesting genetically modified crops outside safeway again today. i told one of them that going back to organic agriculture would result in the starvation of 2 billion people, but he just mumbled something about ‘frankenfood’ and handed me a flier.”

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