environmental indie hipster
the perfect balance of everything a college student should encomp-ss. an environmental indie hipster recycles, doesn’t eat meat, dances wildly to non-mainstream bands, hangs out in coffee shops while refusing to drink anything but fair-trade or rain forest certified coffee, eats local/organic food, buys all their clothes from thrift stores, and at night tends to dance to funky music while by day takes university cl-sses on how to save the world.
environmental indie hipster: starbucks sucks because it is corporate bullsh-t.
non environmental indie hipster: but i love the double, mocha frappachinos!
eih: u suck.
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