envylingual
a person who can’t speak another language who gets jealous and p-ssed off at people who can. frequently believes people speaking another language are talking sh-t about her or showing off. in worse case, an envylingual might pretend to know a language the bilinguals don’t by saying random words in another language or making one up.
vika: hallo sveta! ich bin studentin vika. vilkommen. du osterei?
sveta: ja, ich bin osterei.
ana: yeah, just go ahead and talk sh-t about me. f-cking germans!! this is america speak english!!! i can speak chinese so you’re not the only one! ching ling chicken chow mein chang meng.
sveta: what’s her problem? is she having a seizure or something?
vika: don’t worry. she’s just being envylingual.
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