enzock


one hot piece of -ss. enzock is the sort of guy every male aspires to be, and every female wishes she could have.

if chuck norris and enzock ever had a fight, enzock would win – with his eyes shut and his hands tied behind his back.
when i grow up, i want to be enzock.
handsome and generally awesome. an enzock is a male that gets way to much -ss for his own good.
in fact without enzock, the global suicide rate of ugly women would increase hugely

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