Eoghan
a really good looking intelligent guy
he is such an “eoghan”
a large veiny throbbing uncirc-mcised p-n-s with an upward curve, that shoots, not spurts. basically, the perfect p-n-s.
don’t get too close to that eoghan, you might get s-m-n in your hair.
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