Epeephany
having an epiphany whilst peeing.
i went to the bathroom and had an epeephany.
an illuminating discovery while relieving oneself at the urinal.
at work, i had this issue i just couldn’t figure out, so, i took a stroll to the bathroom and while i was there i had an epeephany.
the phenomenon that occurs when a male is urinating, especially into a urinal, but then realizes he also needs to pinch a loaf.
sorry i took so long bro, i was takin’ a mad whiz but i had a total epeephany so i had to stop mid-stream and run to one of the stalls
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