Epi-Tard
the highest echelon of r-t-rdedness, given only to the very special.
jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an epi-tard by his lesser challenged friends.
one with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. see also, mitt romney.
“have you seen this jack-ss mitt romney?”
“yeah, now there’s an epitard!”
also:
“in recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white cl-ss.”
Read Also:
- buckafuck
1) a cheap-looking woman. 2) an inquiry as to th’ price of a f-ck. “she looks like a buckaf-ck…” “your t-ts are totally popping outta that top! buckaf-ck?”
- beamis
– a guy from a band based in america. – the word for a guys… – a shining ray of light coming from your pants, stems from the word beam. – basically, anything rude that you dont dare say (properly) aloud, in case of embarrasment. – omgeesh! did you see beamis the other night, he […]
- EPJ
easy peasy j-paneasy – used to describe something that is very easy. epj
- beaty
adj. describes a person who gets physically abused, or run down by society. chief descriptors: usually has matted hair. wears woolen turtle-necks, and full length, flower-embroidered denim dresses. check out that beaty girl giving her presentation. i bet she’ll be working 97th later today.
- beaurocrap
the endless, mind-numbing administrative bullsh-t that prevents one from completing seemingly simple tasks in a streamlined, efficient manner. i tried to register my out-of-state car and had to go to the dmv 5 times because of all the beaurocr-p.