Epic Battle
an epic battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a donkey punch. after that, you do a houdini. when she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. you then proceed to do a strawberry shortcake. once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the angry pirate. combining those 4 s-xual acts creates the epic battle.
oh my god. last night, when i was f-cking your mom, i did an epic battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.
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