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the 67 year old ex marine that beat the cr-p out of a younger man who didn’t know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video ac transit bus fight.

locations of his bag are still unknown.
did you see the epic beard man in that video? that’ll teach you to respect your elders.
epic beard man is a 67 year old mother f-cker who slaps the sh-t out of tough guys.
did you see that dead black guy in the street? i think epic beard man killed him.
a man. a veteran. a legacy.

in a short.. 3 days, is it? his video was viewed by millions, by the t-tle of “ac transit bus fight. i am a motherf-cker”. he is one the most honorable warriors of his time, falcon punching his opponents, in this case, young tyrone, who decides to pick on an old man. the moral of the video is not that black people, like tyrone, are ignorant, it is that you should respect your elders, or they will turn into epic beard man and show you his moves. and punch you in the face. for 12 consecutive seconds, and leaving a little mark. also see amber lamps if it exists yet.
senior b-lls – “did you see epic beard man that one night?”

ebm – “im epic beard man”

senior b-lls – “oh. you suck. tyrone owns”

falcon paunch.
aka thomas bruso, a true legend.

ebm (a 67 year old) was on an ac transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. ebm moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. ebm beat his -ss down, busting his nose in the process.

the video of the incident was posted up on youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.

random facts about ebm:

-is a war veteran (vietnam)
-wore a t-shirt with ‘i am a motherf-cker’ emblazoned on the back
-now has a pair of stacy adams shoes
epic beard man: “don’t f-ck with senior citizens, they’re gonna surprise you once in a while”
a man wearing a f-nny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the united states.
did you see that epic beard man on youtube?
possibly the coolest, most epic win of a man on earth!

the 67 year old santa claus look-a-like who was provoked into beating the sh-t outta some punk because he implied that ebm was being racist by asking him to spit shine his stacy adams shoes. also the person who quoted the statement

“i am not prejudice. it could be a chinaman too”

when epic beard man was done with that punk, he was bl–dy and still talking sh-t, so ebm went on a raging rampage and said “i told you not to f-ck with me!!!”

and also the proud wearer of a shirt ent-tled

” i am a motherf-cker”

one quick search on youtube of the words epic and beard man will come up with either results of the fight or the filmer of the fight apologizing with bullsh-t, politically correct terms.

it is also rumored that the epic dude is related to that of chuck norris and mr. t. such rumors have not been confirmed, though.

if one should have the privilege of meeting, epic beard guy, i just want to warn you beforehand:

do not f-ck with him!

watch?v=lqjfv9smsmq
john: hey david, did you meet the epic beard man yet?

david: yeah, he was on the a c transit bus this morning beating the sh-t outta this punk who refused to spit shine his awesome stacy adams shoes.

john: i guess no-one warned that punk not to f-ck with him, eh?

david: sho’ didn’t.
67 year old vietnam vet. who beat up some black person on a bus. he also was tasered at a ballpark for being super bad-ss. ebm is the new world order. he is also amber lamps. he is our king.
>>hey did you hear about what happened to that black guy in that bus the other day?
> yeah. epic beard man owned that d00d.