Epic Fail Syndrome
having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. also being known as the karen of the group (see dane cook joke).
sarcastic jack-ss #1 : kyle is just…so f-cked up. he must have the epic fail syndrome. it runs in the demartino family.
sarcastic jack-ss #2: yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. did you hear he actually asked a girl to “reserve his spot for a partner project”? who the f-ck does that?
sarcastic jack-ss #3: lmf– what a f-ggot
girl (efs subject asked to reserve spot) : omfg i cant stand that f-cker! hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. d-mn right he has epic fail syndrome!
when your life just sucks m-ssive c-ck, and you suck at everything.
g1:suck my d-ck!
g2: sorry i choke on small items!
g1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!
you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.
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