Epic Games
epic games is that game developer that made the now infamous game gears of war 2, using what they believe to be the most powerful, advanced and flexible gaming engine to date. epic games is nothing more than a crack team of f-ck ups that were so high on their own hype for gears of war 2, they boasted about how it would be the most unique, graphically enhanced, and addictive game for the xbox 360, both its campaign and multiplayer. boy were they ever wrong. yes, the graphics are good, but the engine epic designed seemed to mess up everything else in multiplayer, producing laggy servers, ever increasing glitches and ever heightening egos. epic takes it upon themselves to release half–ssed updates that do nothing more than make the game ever more dreadful and idiotic to play. the lack of forsight and sheer skill of epic games has thus brought forth one of the more tedious and frustrating games to play on the xbox 360.
frank1the2tank3:hey cel3stial get gears of war 2 its soo hot…
cel3stial: ok, but i heard its made by the epic games f-ck squad. but whatever if you say so.
three months later…
frank1the2tank3: wow gay i two pieced him.
cel3stial: this sh-t is wack. epic games can suck my c-ck.
bighead2large21: cole train baby!!
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