epic mount
when a guy is having rough s-x with a girl doggystyle, raises both arms in the air and yells “freeeeeeeeedoooommmmm!!!!” as he busts a nut.
d-mn, he epic mounted her -ss last night…
when you place a computer on your partner’s back so that you can play wow and f-ck them at the same time.
“sorry for wiping the raid guys. i’m epic mounting right now and i got a little distracted.”
made familiar by several world of warcraft (computer game) machinima videos. originally meant the fastest rideable creatures in the game, later on became a synonime for hot & easy chicks. see mount.
she’s an epic mount, i could do her all night long!
it’s a epic mount which you can ride in the game world of warcraft
“rofl epic mounts pwn!!1!1 lollolollol”
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