epic tense


1. a verb tense expressing epicness

2. usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. a reb-ttal used against grammar n-z-s with parade-p-ssingly bad timing
“no problems, my friend. it shall be done.”
“don’t you mean it wil-”
“epic tense. shut the f-ck up.”

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