Epic Wrinkle
1. a wrinkle so large and huge that for generations, old wrinkles will tell baby wrinkles about the enormity and unimaginable size of the “epic wrinkle”!!!.
2. someone who has gone the extra mile in debasing themselves and reaching new levels of idiocy and douche-baggery deserving of a superlative when being called a p-n-s wrinkle.
jimmy: dude look at your clothes, looks like you keep them in a bag of rocks!
bob: yeah, look at this wrinkle. epic wrinkle!
jimmy: only a p-n-s wrinkle would say something stupid like epic wrinkle.
bob: i’m not a p-n-s wrinkle. i’m an epic wrinkle!
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