Epipenis


an epip-n-s is a surgically altered p-n-s capable of being used as a bludgeoning weapon. used primarily to combat the vaninja but also used as a weapon to crush the skulls of opponents standing in the way of its wielder. commonly found wielded by those whom have given up on traditional world takeover tactics…
while brainstorming ideas to take over the world he heard a voice in his head tell him that the only way to properly do it would be to slay the vaninja’s and bludgeon his opponents with the epip-n-s..

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