epiphone
the epiphone guitar company was headed by epimanondas stathopoulo the the early 1900’s. later on, the parent company of gibson guitars bought epiphone. now, epiphone makes affordable (but strong) guitars based around the gibson guitar lineup, as well as having a few of their own models.
epiphone – the mark of a great guitarist
a company that is owned by gibson. epiphone sells the same guitars as gibson but its cheaper. so if want a guitar that is made by gibson but is too expensive get the epiphone its cheaper.
epiphone has better prices than gibson.
a subsidiary company of gibson. makes versions of gibson guitars that are more modestly priced, but are nevertheless good guitars.
epiphone: “the poor man’s gibson”
a korean imitation guitar.
a prop that you’ll see guys like slash hold in an advertis-m-nt but never within 800 feet of him on stage.
a suitable instrument for guys taking a break from the clarinet.
“oh my sh-t, i thought you told me good charlotte was good..?..?”
“shut up dude, they are like the best band since like, smashing pumpkins or ah-ha”
“the f-ck they are, the guitar tone sounds like a korean wh-r- sh-tting out a miniature chainsaw…. not to mention, they’re all playing goofy things that have les paul or sg bodies but silly little head-stocks that are meant to look like flattened out gay p-n-ses.”
“those are epiphones and they rock way super hard”
Read Also:
- mexican air-conditioner
to let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly. it’s a corker out here today, even gazza’s got his mexican air-conditioner running!
- Mexican Snow Storm
the activity which involves a group of mexican men mastorbating onto a male or females face or body. similiar to a bukakke but instead of j-penese men, its mexican. dude she just got hammered by a mexican now storm! -whats all over her face? – oh she just got back from a mexican snow storm. […]
- Mexican Zoo
adjective. used to describe something that reeks, more often than not mensturating chinnese rice growers. a immensely pungent stench. my nose started to bleed as i lowered her panties and steam rose from her c-m dumpster, it was at that moment that i realised her sn-tch stank like a mexican zoo.
- e-procrastinate
the use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. specifically related to calendar events. i had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. i clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.
- mexicutioner
name given to manny pacquiao, a filipino boxer who has defeated every mexican he has ever faced. also one of the fastest boxers ever. “manny pacquiao, the mexicutioner, has killed more mexicans than the maquiladoras” the nickname given to joakim soria, ace closer for the kansas city royals baseball team. “dude, we can’t lose now, […]