Epistenaut
a voyager or traveler of knowledge, understanding and learning. aka, an academic, scholar, or other knowledge-seeking individual. comes from the greek episteme–meaning knowledge, and the also greek nautes–meaning sailor. similar (and inspired by) astronaut. (from the greek astron–star, and nautes–sailor, (again).
a much better term for a geek or bookworm.
appropriate for resumes and embroidered pillows.
not to be confused with pistenaut, which means sailor of urine. comes from… well.
“dude, your (sic) a geek!” -boring, average individual
“no. i’m an epistenaut.” -epistenaut
“i am an epistenaut!!!” -epistenaut practicing katharsis during finals week.
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