Epixited


the hybridization of “epic” and “excited” to be excited to a level of epic proportions. overwhelmingly excite to the point that your head might explode because you didn’t even see this sh-t coming.
“holy sh-t! i can’t believe i was just drafted to the (insert favorite sports team). i am epixited!”

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