eppler
a venomous creature that is akin to a camel spider that has actual hands. the hands resemble rat like claws that have the dexterity of a level 10 paladin in 1980’s dungeons and dragons. this creature routinely sides with the devil in battles of good versus bad. tend to not know what they have until it is gone.
an eppler is usually someone of who thinks they have extreme power and riches (but are incontinant) who treats people as if they are nothing. hence, they are the “black mamba” of them all. they act good and kind like a paladin, but really are the “rat clawed” devil’s doer.
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