Eproctophilia
eproctophilia, or fart fetishism, is the s-xual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heteros-xual males attracted to female flatulence. fart fetishism is sometimes seen as a softer form of coprophilia.
see p-rnographic fart scenes by s-xy miss lizz a.k.a. pqueen of farts].
see paraphilia
i’m going to fart on you since i have eproctophilia.
cool.
a rather bizarre and quite unkown s-xual fetish wherein the pract-tioners indulge in p-ssing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its golden age with the popularity of the cakefart website.
senate candidate christine o’donnell is into eproctophilia. she enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
a rather bizarre and quite unkown s-xual fetish wherein the pract-tioners indulge in p-ssing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its golden age with the popularity of the cakefart website.
senate candidate christine o’donnell is into eproctophilia. she enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
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