EPS


enormous p-n-s syndrome
introduced in the tv show himym.
girl: wow, you have enormous p-n-s syndrome? i’ve never heard of that.
barney: yeah, that’s the problem with eps, lack of awareness.
any episodes on tv on the internet, especially of poor quality
boss: get back to work!
leticia: can’t loading eps
boss: what did you say?
leticia: y’all know, eps!
boss: oh sorry i didn’t hear you the first time
edmonton police service
i tried calling eps to meet at the tree, but as usual, they didn’t show up.
electric psychedelic sh-t
yo man, what was that eps you were listening to?
noun: abbreviation for “explosive pants sh-tting.” the explosiveness of the sh-tting is directly correlated to the distance traveled to the toilet. often, the sh-t blows all over the back of the toilet as well.
i had to send one more email, but the e.p.s. was building, so i ran to the restroom, and just got my pants down in time.
an investor term meaning earnings per share. usually is a good indicator of a stocks growth and health.
the eps on blahblah is only $1.63? never mind buying that then.
enormous p-n-s syndrome
barney stinson: that’s the problem with eps! lack of awareness.

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