EPT

easy peasy tax, acronym. attempt to stop guardian online crossworders from overt displays of early-morning smugness by demanding entertaining compensation for irritating posts in the comments section, such as the cl-ssic “easy peasy”, “piece of cake”, “2 minutes & 16 seconds, really setter?”, “what is this, the sun, ffs?”. interesting notions or links such as musical clips, limericks, artwork and virtual food may be offered.
“crossword finished before the plunger even down on the cafetiere… ept this:

let’s hope that tomorrow the setter
will come up with something much better
if it weren’t for the splother,
i just wouldn’t bother,
but be grabbing instead my beretta!”
this word is the opposite of “inept,” or “awkward.” it stands for extreme efficiency in doing a task at hand (often suavely and smoothly). other variations of the word: eptness, eptly
the good-looking gent eptly poured the pretty lady a rum and c-ke.
1. displaying general lack of incompetence. 2. an ability to complete an unimpressive task satisfactorily. antonym: inept.
he would be perfect, because he is more than ept.
the error proof test. an over the counter pregnancy test.
jane thought she might be pregnant, so she went to the store and stole and e.p.t. to find out for sure.
el paso tx. even though the rest of tx don’t claim us, it’s cool we don’t claim them.

el chuco por vida
where you from?
ept y que
el paso, texas, da greatest city in west texas!
i went down to ept the other night, and man that place is da sh-t!
el paso tx, home of the tx allstars

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