ePussy


socially challanged internet p-ssy. they suck up to girls, kiss their -sses over message boards and chat rooms when they obviously could never talk to them in real life.
b: wow, you looked very cute when i saw you last night!

g: strange, you never talk to me in real life…

b: i know…! that’s because i’m an ep-ssy!
cyber s-x from a female.
after meeting a girl online, it wasn’t long until i was able to score some e-p-ssy.
there are a few definitions of ep-ssy,

1: a guy who is 90 and has wrinkly b-lls that pretends that he is a 18 year old girl, but really is a f-g in disguise.

2: anyone who is not an admin.
1: see ep-n-s

2:

(edsf)nub: f-ck you!
(admin): burn, slap, blind, freeze, teleport.

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