equator check


a verbal request for a couple who are cuddling under blankets to throw their arms up to prove they are not being promiscuous.
when will and ashley were cuddling under the covers greg noticed a rustle. he yelled “equator check” to c-ckblock his friend and to make sure nothing was going on.

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