equestrian vaulting
an amazingly insane sport where people stand and do other crazy stuff on horses cantering in circles…
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don’t wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee
1st person: i’m a vaulter.
2nd person: you pole vault? wow
1st person: no, i do equestrian vaulting… i do gymnastics and dance on a horse…
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww……..
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