equestrophilia


the name given to s-xual acts performed to/with horses (or other equines, including zebras). often performed by females, for the pleasure of a surprisingly broad audience of males. most b–st–lity acts refer to equestrophilia, as the phallus of a horse is adequately long so as to provide good visual appeal (apparently). two of the most renowned equestrophile ‘actors’ are kitty beatty (who actually worked as a vet, before agreeing to do equestrophilic films) and michael abbott (who is quoted of having no experience with horses until he purchased one for his wife – who revelled in the thought of equestrophilia, which drove him into his new career of delivering -n-l s-x to horses).
bob smith: jesus, i watched another kitty beatty equestrophilia film last night. i swear that sh-t is illegal.
michael abbott: not where i come from.

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