erdalerik
adjective, means that you m-st-rb-t- a lot.
it came from the year 1469, when someone named chris walked in on someone else named erik masturbating. “masturbating” wasn’t a name yet so they just called it erdaling (idk why). a few days later, chris told his friend john about erdaling and how erik did it all the time. john made fun of erik for doing it all the time , and then started always calling erik “erdalerik.” the name stuck until erik walked in on john erdaling and started calling john an erdalerik too. they became best friends because they realized they had so much in common. a couple years later, they got married, and were always called “a couple of erdaleriks”. erdaling was a popular phrase until about 1500, when the term masturbating or m-st-rb-t- was coined and erdaling was forgotten about.
“that guy is such an erdalerik!”
m-st-rb-t- p-n-s spanking the monkey masturbation choking the chicken c-m masturbating
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