erect as a 5 a.m. penis
adj. describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.
tennis instructor: “evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!”
evan: “what, i’m not getting down low enough?”
tennis instructor: “low enough? you’re as erect as a 5 a.m. p-n-s.”
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