erect horizon
the moment during a drunken s-xual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.
i tried to nail my wife last night, but was so sh-t-faced drunk i only made it to the erect horizon and then p-ssed out.
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