Ministry of Annoyances
a bureaucratic government department that regulates a dubious service that the public could do without, especially requiring forms that are impossible to fill in or obtain, or when a visit for a trivial affair takes up a whole morning.
my p-ssport expired two days before my flight, and by the time the ministry of annoyances had finished issuing a new one, the holiday season was over.
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