see: jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin’ it, spankin’ the monkey, w-nking off, beatin’ the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, m-st-rb-t-, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin’ it with palmala handerson, rosie palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.
he went to practice his erectile calestetics.
- e sick
when someone who is sick complains about it on the internet and causes others to be sick a few days later, even though they have never actually seen that person in real life. karen got me e sick when she complained monday and i felt sick on thursday!
an adventure while under the influence of ecstasy. while we were rolling we wanted to walk around, and before we knew it we were on an eventure.
- gramp stamp
this is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with b-tteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers. yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she’ll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren. an elderly male with a lower back […]
- gramp out
the act of a young male falling asleep or getting tired at a very early time, or any such action that would be considered “grampish”, or that of an old person’s routine. used as ridicule between male friends. are you gonna gramp out already? it’s only 8pm.
making a complaint usually reserved for old folks, years too early. i don’t mean to gramp-cramp, but sitting through that 3hour king kong movie made my back ache something fierce.