Erection Direction
when some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect w-ng. this is the “erection direction”.
most people signify the erection direction, or ed, with a subtle finger. if you’re feeling bold use your meat steak to point.
woah…isaac. you have a m-ssive hard on right now. wheres the ed?
yeah the erection direction is right over there. -points at mariah-
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