erection eater
when young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. if the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell c-m for miles. it is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your d-ck off and stores it in her pouch of p-n-s’s, and uses them to pleasure herself after sticking metal rods in them. the victims never even feel this but wake up to a p-n-sless body. these occurances happen mostly in china. this is because the erection eater was once a young chinnese orphan boy who was raped and killed and swore to eliminate every p-n-s in the world. after men relize what has happen they most likly kill themselves.
jeff: tom wheres timmy?
tom: well…. last night an erection eater ripped off his p-n-s and then he killed himself.
jeff: that sucks.
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