ergomaniac


someone obsessed with finding the placement of items in their immediate surroundings to obtain the maximum comfort and convenience.
most men are ergomaniacs during march madness – the couch is used for reclining, and the table has to make the perfect footrest. while reclining, they must be able to reach 5 types of snacks, 2 types of food, 3 desserts, and 3 electronic remotes. at the same time.

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