ergophobia
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in what is probably one of the most convenient phobias on this list ergophobia is the fear of work or the workplace environment. on a serious note however, psychologists believe it is a combination of various fears such as failing at -ssigned tasks, social anxiety, and public speaking.
-“um boss i have ergophobia so i cant work here sorry!”
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clothing company based in point pleasant, new jersey.
“ergophobia” erg•o•pho•bi•a (hm-fb-)noun. an intense and persistant fear of work. fear of rapid change, fear of misinformation, of being p-ssed over in promotional hierarchies, of backstabbing, of being fired, of interpersonal conflict, of s-xual har-ssment, of failing in one’s own or other’s expectations, and in general, all the performance anxieties that go along with a job.
ergophobia is amazing!
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the phobia of the torture device that is used in training for the sport of “rowing” called the ergometer. in reality, ergometers are used to kill off the weak by genocide war lords.
coach: everybody set up your ergs for a 2k.
rower: sorry coach, i have a horrible case of ergophobia.
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