Eric Cartman
a foul-mouthed, mean spirited, s-xually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on south park.
eric cartman talking to kyle:shut up you f-cking jew!
a fat, anti-semetic cartoon character on south park.
kyle: hey, can i come?
eric: no!
kyle: why the h-ll not?
eric: because you’re a jew!!!
a realy cool dude who should be president.
sieg heil eric cartman!!!!
probably the funniest character in the popular series south park.
eric cartman is a racist sh-t.
the fat friend. he’s a pimp, an o.g., he’s the s#!+.
eric cartman: “i’m not fat, i’m big-boned.”
full name: eric theodore cartman,relatives: liane cartman
a demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese b-st-rd child who appears on the emmy winning series south park. he is known to hate kyle brofloski often calling him a “dumb jew.” and whoes mother is a reverred “crack wh-r-” who has both male and female genitals.
kennys dad: say kenny wasn’t that your fat foulmouthed racist friend eric cartman?
the closest thing to the true nature of human kind.
eric cartman…is…god!
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