Eric Cartmenez


south park’s eric cartmen’s alter ego. in “eek, a p-n-s!” eric cartmen tries to become a calculus teacher. to reach inner-city kids, he became a hispanic teacher named eric cartmenez teaching the children how to cheat calculus.
student 1: “i don’t understand how to cheat on my test”
eric cartmenez: “how do i reeach those kïds?”

example 2

principle: congratulations mr. cartmenez!

eric cartmenez: “i reeached those kïds”

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