eric dane
known for his role on grey’s anatomy as dr. mark sloan, eric dane is a delicious actor who i’d like to bang. he is a 10!
daaaaaaamn. eric dane can give me a check up anytime!
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the act of ‘rubbing one out’ (masterbating) while taking a dump. best shot is during the superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. practice during the season is recommended. try it today! i am so ready for the big game i’ve been practicing my half-time special all season, and i’ve come close during the […]
- jimmyhauling
getting your d-ck sucked. can also be broken into two words in some alternate conjugations. in such cases, the “j” is capitalized (see last example). “that b-tch was better at jimmyhauling then jenna jamison!” “beal’s sister jimmyhauled me last night.” “i’m gonna get my jimmy hauled tonight!”
- Jimmy Headrix
flipping and playing the guitar behind your head( jimmy hendrix style), while a female gives you head. while playing the guitar my girlfriend gave me the best jimmy headrix in the universe.
- Kertesz
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- kevin shepard
the greatest man ever to walk the earth did u see kevin shepard yesterday, he tore a building in half with his mind, it made me so wet!!!