Eric Johnson


a guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe satriani, steve vai, and yngwie malmsteen. known for always playins his signature fender stratocaster. influences include jazz, rock, pop, and blues. unlike many guitarists, he crafts his songs and solos instead of just blazing the fretboard. played at a recent g3 concert with joe satriani and steve vai.
i just got the new eric johnson record.
eric s.johnson is amazingly talented at the guitar!…but he also plays some awsome piano, and has been known to play a mandelin..he is an amazingly talented musician!!!!!!
eric johnson is sweet, sensitive, smart, shockingly good looking, funny, kind, thoughtful, responsible, ripped, fabulous, generous, honest, incredible, fun, is not in any way, shape, or form girly looking, and is the greatest person alive!
eric johnson is my cup of tea.
eric johnson is a musical genious.
life without eric johnson would be soooooo lame!
i wish i was with eric johnson right now.
eric g. johnson is a renowned musician. he is best known for his skills as a pianist. he performs novelty ragtime as well as many other genres including anywhere from popular songs and themes to abstract hip-hop, blues and jazz. he also plays ukulele, accordion, guitar, and harmonica.
eric johnson is a talented musican.
a kid that is very immature. he loves to start fights and has a bad temper. he sucks at baseball and thinks he is good.
john: “yo did you see eric johnson yesterday?”
steve: “yeah he cursed out the umpire and then started to cry when he got thrown out”
john: “i know! i laughed so hard because he is such a b-tch!”

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